Blume

The act of cleverly tricking and deceiving people that are considered to fall under the classification "asshole".Also:The act of being; Skinny, tall, and a teacher.



blume
Referencing all things Brazilian.

Absolute advantage of Brazil over all things Paraguayan.
Example:
This class is so mother fucking blume it's killing me!

That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks


The Blume Effect
The effect of treating a girl or woman with indifference, disdain and insults in an attempt to make her desire you even more. Works every time.
Example:
Wes: Did you see Matt snub that supermodel? Now she's all up on his junk!
Travis: It's 'The Blume Effect'. How does it work every time?


Bluming
Preforming the art of Ejaculation, edging, and gooning. Typically preformed while staring at a rather large Blum bunda.
Example:
I think I'm going to Blum
“Blum Jewish”, I’m bouta Blum

Watch out I might Blum
Look at him he is Bluming


Blume
The only skincare brand that has side effects of giving you that inner and outer glow, making you feel like the badass that you are. Everything smells amazing, too. Warning: you might get obsessed (and after effects might cause lots of staring in the mirror because of THAT GLOW)
Example:
"There are so many products I should be trying but you'll have to pry my Blume acne treatment out of my cold, dead hands." - @croissantbabey


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