El Chupacabra

A giant goat-blood sucking monster. It is sometimes called the Mexican bigfoot. He is slightly related to Vampires. It happens because of beastiality. dont let it happen to you!(if youre a vampire. like me.) El Chupacabras are complete pimps. they kick ass.



El Chupacabras
1)A myth from of Mexico about a creature thats like a vampire in which it attacks farm animals

2)An episode of the X-Files that only exist in re-runs
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El Chupacabras
a blood sucking creature, alian looking, that sucks the blood out of the cows,goats,chickens and other farm animals or animals that it finds. The whole chupacrabra mystery dissapered many years ago, it was all a lied. Some stories were in centarl america others in some islands of the caribean, did it swim?
Example:
El chupacrabras. The suckgoat.


El Chupacabra de la Frontera
The nickname given by coyotes and illegal immigrants to US Border and Customs agents that patrol the border.

This is because of their big vans that have powerful engines that make big noise, and the fact that no one can out run vans by running. Also the fact that there are Radical Republican Border Patrol Agents that don't mind killing illegal immigrants and act like monsters by separating children from their illegal immigrant parents.
Example:
Coyote: Ok we are now in America. So now....*stops talking*
*Lights of a big van turn on in the direction of the small group. *
Border Agent : *Screams on loudspeaker attached to van* "Stop where you are!"
Coyote: *Screams* " El Chupacabra de la Frontera!!!!!!!!! RUN my fellow Mexicanos!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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