Paraguayan
by Penguin95 on Apr 30, 2013 10:30:30
A person native to the South American nation of
Paraguay. They don't take shit from ANYONE, drink their famous
Yerba Mate, Play Soccer a.k.a Futbol, speak Spanish and the native indigenous Guarani language and are just plain awesome. Paraguayan girls are sexy especially when they are modeling for Miss Paraguay or Miss Universe
pageants and Paraguayan males have amazing muscles and nice six packs when they take off their shirts and jerseys cheering in the soccer stadiums. Most Paraguayans are Meztizo ( Mixed Spanish and Ingidenous) which they are proud of. Paraguayans are genuinely kind and warm people who always are looking to have a good time.
Example:
The {Paraguayan} soccer team went very far in the 2010 FIFA World Cup until they were defeated by
Spain's national team.
None of the international models in the
Miss Universe Pageant 2004 were as gorgeous as
Yania Gonzalez, the {Paraguayan} model.
{Paraguayans}are not short, they are fun sized.
Paraguayan-Twenty
by JF4 on Dec 09, 2017 06:29:35
Example:
Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his
paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and
extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.
Paraguayan Popsicle
by Dr. Popsicle on Feb 17, 2011 15:07:34
First reported on the streets of
Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.
A) Take a large, solid
shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "
Paraguayan popsicle."
paraguayan horse
by Dustin Albany on Aug 26, 2007 13:36:22
In sports, a competitor/team that is off to a pretty good start in a race/league, usually
taking the lead, but will most likely lose
strenght and slowly drop positions in the table mid-way through, to finish in an average position. Term originated in
Brazil and usually applied to football teams.
Paraguayan Rahab Jelq
by tim cheese is over on Apr 18, 2025 11:08:29
An ancient, and near-impossible technique of jelqing where one jelqs to the roaring heartbeat of
Rahab, the monster of the waters. Once finished, you witness as your penis becomes enormous, and cancerous. Lumps form on your newly endowed member, and you watch as veins burst in a gradient of green and red. Your penis is now heavier than you are, and it hurts. The urethra opens ans shoots out puss, but then, Rahab swims out of your urethra. Your penis tears open and profusely excretes blood as if it were a fire hydrant. Rahab curses you with a damnation above all unholy. No
Zimbabwean Flicker Munting, and no
Reverse Gorping