Braces
1.you need braces2.
the orthodontist puts tiny bits of rubber between your teeth, after taking molds and scans that are something like the intro level of Halo 13. your teeth feel fine when you leave and you start to think that this might not be so bad, tsometime later (usually around dinner, which is something that is really good) your mollars hurt like bitchez, any pressure on them makes you
keel over in agony.4. at this point you finally realize the power of this man, he can hurt you more than you know, when you go back he pulls out the rubber bits and proceeds to ATTACH METAL RINGS
TO THE TEETH THAT STILL FUCKING HURT after that trauma is over he moves on to a number of small, shiny things on a paper...5. the shiny things or "brackets" get attached with glue, then a wire gets attached to the brackets6. in a month, after more pain, the wire gets replaced with a bigger wire that hurts more.7. this cycle continues until your teeth are straight, then they
get twisted off and you STILL HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING WIRE THING OVER YOUR TEETHThe only good thing about the entire situation is that most of the assistants to the orthodontist are hot and stupid, when they are doing the bitch work like binding brackets they often rub their boobs on you, mostly your (face) head. they giggle and look all cute and you feel the inevitable boner, and thats why she stabs you in
the gums for the next appointment.
Braces
by ThisPseudonymIsMine on Aug 27, 2014 11:47:03
Painful shards of concentrated hell
cemented to your teeth for an amount of time that is never short enough. They are put there by sadistic
psychopaths that enjoy inflicting pain upon others. Even after they are removed, the pain does not stop. It cannot be that easy, as you must wear a
retainer for at least an eternity.
Braces
by aRetardedSquirrel on Nov 25, 2006 04:48:09
Example:
Briana:Crap, I have to get
braces.
Ken:Im gonna go hump Barbie
Briana:WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, KEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
IN THE DRAWER!
Ken:Your braces make you fugly
Braces
by theGREATzebrah on Jun 28, 2011 01:01:22
The most horrifying thing to have in your mouth (other than
headgear). They stretch all across every single one of your teeth and they hurt very badly when tightened by
the orthodontist. It's like if you put a magnet even near your mouth, it will pull to your teeth because your mouth is filled with metal. And usually people must wear
braces for at least
1-2 years. It's terrible. Near the end of your "treatment", you have to wear mini rubber bands inside your mouth and wear them every single second of the day (but take them out when you eat). Ugh. And when all that is finished and they take the braces off, they fit your mouth for two retainers that you have to wear for the REST OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON PLANET EARTH!
Nicknames that you can be called with braces:
-BraceFace
-MetalMouth
Example:
Jimmy: Hey man!
Doug: Hi.
Jimmy: What's that shiny thing I saw in your mouth?
Doug: ...Braces...
Jimmy: DUDE!
Doug: Yeah...
Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY! DOUG IS A
BRACEFACE!
Doug: Dude??? What the crap???
Jimmy:
Braceface braceface braceface braceface!
Doug: Dude, SHUTUP!
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHA!
(2 weeks later)
Doug: Hey!
Jimmy: Hi...
Doug: Man, did you get braces?
Jimmy: Maybe...
Doug: HA! WHAT NOW???
Braces
by MysteryLife13 on Mar 12, 2021 09:41:10
Actually
not that bad! If you’re looking this up there’s
a 68% chance your getting braces and are nervous. Or you’re just really bored and searching up
random stuff on Urban Dictionary. But trust me it’s not that bad at all!
Example:
Friend: Hey! Have you gotten
braces? I’ve been told they are SUPER painful!
Me: Actually, they aren’t that bad.
Just a bit uncomfortable while getting them on and a bit sore afterwards but
that’s it!
Braces
by FSUHater3 on Aug 21, 2015 13:17:34
Example:
Grant: " I thought I wanted
braces so bad, but bro they
suck ass!"
Spencer: "Yeah, ikr, they are too sore too even eat."