Bahamian
(pronounced Buh-HAY-mee-enz) A person who has parents or ancestors born in The
Bahamas who were at one time a citizen of The
Commonwealth of The Bahamas after it became independent, not including those who remained British citizens after The Bahamas gained its independence in
1973. Bahamians are 85% black, although there are also 12% white and 3% Asian or Hispanic. Bahamians are usually very good looking and have soothing accents.
Bahamian Hollering
by MountianTim_JJBA on Nov 05, 2019 06:50:11
Example:
Tom- "Damn Nick you haven't
gotten any
sleep"
Nick- "Yeah, because of my damn
neighbor did a Bahamian Hollering and couldn't get any sleep."
Bahamian Hollering
by Nemo 😏 on Dec 08, 2021 13:35:37
bahamian squatter
by sirpippinspippins on Oct 27, 2015 01:48:10
An individual from the
Bahamas who shits using a
squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and
Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.
Bahamian Totebag
by Jennifer Kindernay on Jul 11, 2006 02:04:35
A man takes a woman by her
labia majoris, grabbing each lip
firmly with his first finger and thumb, and has intercourse with her, pulling the lips against his shaft.
Bahamian Lobster Trap
by Omalley on Dec 15, 2015 02:56:37
Bahamian Bar Slide
by LyricalGenius318 on May 17, 2013 07:19:40
When a beautiful woman gets so
trashed she
hooks up with a person she would never touch if she were sober.
Characteristics include that once sober the woman wants to vomit in an effort to
purge herself of shame.
Example:
"Whoa, she's had too much to drink...you see that over there, that's about to be a
Bahamian bar slide".
"Man after that tequila last night I totally
Bahamian bar sled into that
douche bag's bed".
"After Carla broke up with Jeff she went out and got so trashed she Bahamian bar sled all over town"
Bahamian pig-sticker
by Aeneas Flippenstanz III on Feb 02, 2007 06:25:30
A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable
clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a
blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the
shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."
Example:
"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the
Kama Sutra and internet,
Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their
vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
Bahamian pig-sticker
by Aeneas Flippenstanz III on Feb 06, 2007 01:06:35
A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable
clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a
blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the
shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."
Example:
"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the
Kama Sutra and internet,
Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their
vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
Bahamian Chick
by Amanda Greene on Jul 29, 2017 06:13:22