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the board

How retarded people spell the word bored.

Boards

by paspaspas on Nov 18, 2014 21:17:18

A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.

Example:
"Get the boards! Box out!"

boarded

by MarkHGoldstein on Mar 13, 2013 14:13:37

1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.

Example:
Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.

boards

by The Snow Prophet on May 12, 2010 05:55:02

Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.

Example:
Somebody ripped-off my new boards!

Board

by DamnDude on Apr 29, 2018 12:35:54

A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.

Example:
Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.

board

by Andrew Jerabek on Aug 14, 2006 22:21:29

Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.

Example:
That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

The boards

by randomguy123469076 on Aug 24, 2016 10:57:16

How idiotic person says Boardwalk.

Example:
"I'm going to the boards guys."

board

by Coell on May 13, 2005 07:59:17

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.

Example:
"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."

board

by JJB on Feb 14, 2005 13:22:20

Used by some of my friends to describe a map or level in a video game. Usually used when talking about said map or expressing opinion about that map.

Example:
Dude 1: "I love playing on this board"
Dude 2: "That's because it's the only one you can win on."

Boarding

by UofPittEE on Jul 20, 2009 19:41:41

The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.

Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.

Example:
Mike and Dave both started boarding shortly after over-eating at McDonalds.

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