Ten seconds

10 seconds



ten seconds
To fight someone for ten seconds. They are usually your homies or friends and are for fun.
Example:
"I'm better!"

"No I am!"

"How about you two masterbators settle this by going ten seconds..."

"Aight"


Ten Second Car
A car that can make a quarter mile (1/4 mile) run in under ten seconds, from a standstill start.

As heard in the fast and the furious movies.
Example:
Dominic Toretto: "What is that?"
Brian Earl Spielner/Brian O'Connor: "It's your car"
Dominic Toretto: "I said a ten SECOND car not a ten minute car"


ten second rule
A social rule which enables you to take back something you say if you found that it was stupid or regrettable within ten seconds of saying it.
Example:
Greg: Hey Jimmy, do you want to go watch a movie?
Jimmy: Nah, sorry. I can't. I have a date with your sister tonight.
Greg: What?
Jimmy: Wait, ten second rule! I take that back!


ten second tap
When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...
Example:
"Are you still seeing Sloop??"

"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"

"Bummer"


ten-second-tom
Orignating from the 2003 movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Tom was a man in the movie who's memonry spanned a period of about remembered seconds. Used to define someone who is really forgetful.
Example:
Dana is a real ten-second-tom--she never remembers anything!

Damn! I'm a real ten-second-tom today! I forgot my keys!


Ten Second Epic
Ten Second Epic is an alternative rock band from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. Their latest album, Count Yourself In was released on October 10th, 2006 on Black Box Recordings.
Although they come from the worst city in Alberta they are still the best motherfucking band in the world.
Example:
Joe: Have you hear the song " Count Yourself " In by Ten Second Epic?
Jon: No
Joe: Dyke


Ten Second Rule
Variants include the three, five, or seven second rule, but rarely further than that.

Refers to the ammount of time a person must be out of their seat before it becomes avaliable for others to steal
Example:
*Person 1 gets out of seat*
Person 2: Ten second rule!
*Person 2 collapses smugly into seat. Person 1 may choose to comment upon the sexual orientation of Person 2's mother at this time*


Ten Second Warning
The Ten Second Warning is the brief period before vomiting where you are aware of what is about to happen. It's like your body telling you to get to a sink or toilet, unless you want the extra hassle of mopping your own stomach acid off the floor.
Example:
"Hmm, I'm suddenly wide awake; there better be a good reason for my precious sleep being disturbed. My stomach doesn't feel so good, and-- oh crap, it's The Ten Second Warning! Find a toilet!"


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