Buzz lightyear

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Buzz lightyearing
When your friend or group of friends leave you to hang with a newer cooler friend, and stop giving you the same treatment. (ex: stop inviting you to partys, or stop hooking you up with girls).
A Toy Story reference as when Andy stopped playing with Woody to play with Buzz lightyear, making Woody feel salty as hell.
Example:
All you wanna do is hang out with jocks now that you're on the football team, man you're fuckin buzz lightyearing me!!!


Buzz Lightyear
At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.

You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.
Example:
"...So I took it out of her butt and gave her a Buzz Lightyear! God, that bitch wouldn't stop screaming. It was great."

I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah


Buzzed Lightyear
Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.
Example:
Once I got Buzzed Lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.


The Buzz Lightyear
When a woman is blowing a man and just as he's about to cum, the woman gives him a swift uppercut to the nads, causing him to see stars and she bellows, "To infinity and beyond! as she is avalanched in a meteor shower of splooge.
Example:
Last night, I was blowing Phil and I was still upset with him for pulling an angry pirate on me the previous evening, so I gave him a wicked blowjob and finished it off with The Buzz Lightyear. That's my Toy Story.


Buzz Lightyear
A name of a character from Toy Story and a nickname for dildos.
Example:
Woody: Buzz Lightyear, I found something purple. Andy's mom is coming!

Andy's Mom: Okay Buzz Lightyear, bring it on!

Buzz Lightyear: That thing has the same name as I do!


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