helipad

A "helipad" is when one feels an allmighty crap coming and places a rolled up peice of toilet paper in the water to act as a floatation device prior to releasing the "demon within" to eliminate the effects of "splashback"



helipad
It's the layer of toilet paper you place to cover your shit when the toilet doesn't flush. It's a kind-hearted gesture to save the person who next goes into that cubicle the indignity of seeing your motherload.
Example:
Wesley: Whoa!!! I feel sorry for whoever goes in to that bathroom... The toilet wasn't flushing.

Kirsty: Oh man... Did you at least leave them a helipad?


helipad
when a head is bigger than a four head and a five head
Example:
yo i had this girlfriend one time whos head was huge the bitch had a helipad on her head


Helipad
Similar to landing strip: a rectangular patch of pubic hair above the genitals. If the patch is particularly wide and ends up being more square (or it grows in), it becomes a helipad.
Example:
"I shaved my pussy and tried to make a landing strip, but I don't think I shaved enough- it looks more like a helipad.


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