CUCUMBERS Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

CUCUMBERS

A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks

Cucumber

by Stoverman on Oct 14, 2019 11:41:25

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Example:
Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks

cucumbering

by @AronymouslyGay on Oct 16, 2015 10:02:14

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

Example:
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

Cucumber

by Banana Joe The Second on Sep 03, 2013 18:49:57

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Example:
Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.

cucumber

by Jake on Feb 26, 2004 09:45:25

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

Example:
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

cucumber

by Squirrel Overlord on Oct 09, 2004 08:15:40

A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

Example:
"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."

cucumber

by salad face on Mar 15, 2007 05:41:56

a vegetable, green and elongated.

Example:
May I please have some cucumber on my salad?
Mmm...fresh cucumber is a great snack.

cucumbers

by RatchetBoo on Jun 21, 2003 13:38:35

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Example:
Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.

cucumber

by Richard Black on May 01, 2005 20:24:44

Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.

Example:
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.

Cucumbering

by Jimcucumberbatchman on Mar 28, 2017 06:32:51

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it

Example:
I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

Bugout Bag, bubbly, December 6 2020, 0o0\", Harvey Keitel, rip that pussy ayyyy, Cappie, dikke neus, home owner, intresting, korv, Stan Smith, CRAZY ONE, Rusty or russle, THOUGHT, bust back, mike pence, Arch nemesis, oralize, sssssssssss, slackjaw, No one is coming, rock solid, ill, whats good, French cuff, klainer, annoying af, ghetto asian, Domhnall, intriguement, snapping, rung over, gang weed, good bean, Clinks, Gazongas, real car, furloughism, baby wipes, Peach Cobbler, A horrendous, porky pie, Algebra II, Fudge pack, Hohenzollern, CDI, Someone’s, Vince Vaughn, improvise, Hit or Miss, walking shit, dush bag, Brain Vomit, Michael I, Perverts, Alama, DITCHED, Fortnite Virus, Dirtbiking, Old Bay, JG, 1 Milk 2 Sugar, Yule, group hug, take me, The celebrity, Pseudo-, No labels, shoebox, Challs, with out, murr, crossaint, spooned, critikal, condensed, Kidding, turd buncher, Blow it up, Gorgo, Krystan, Revit, fangirls, abandon Ship, Superhot vr, Outlaw Woman, propellor, woman down, lithe, gorgonic, hide, Boyfing, SLEPT, on a heater, Proto-punk, feedback, backbencher, HLDM, swurv, snap snap snap, You do, Grammer nazi, slumps, kako, Two cents, Pow Wow, Imran, Trace Cyrus, loona, survival, argumentation, a sexy motherfucker, branching, Din Dins, Bsf, Average virgin, Salty Jake, totally cool, isaac, crash out, back talk, remarried, not got, Niggastick, motor bike, skippering, “Top Shit” Bitch, get up out of that, DRC, hustle-kingdom, Slut, mysty, bhand, Jin tha MC, Smash up, Neo-pronoun, ass Day, 3rd wave ska, rogered, oxymoron, Sitdown!, slobbed, died in their sleep, Pds, the n-word pass, planet earth, birb, ceva, small things, hollow earth, chief executive, hazard lights, akbar, Run the Jewels, the knockout, jimming it, orwite, dirty bajingo, Scamming, On Titty, THE THIRD EYE, limpid, pros, Cack handed, that all, E4-Mafia, clue in, ROMNEY, And then, lucrative, Skedaddle, swerve, the christmas tree, bakatastic, Tedded, herbal, coke bottles, powerwolf, Heyday, Flavie, morning blow, put up a bag, The knife, scurs, crumbs, duke, Cacksucker, Party Flagrant, eiffels, squeezin, peaking, RK, Get that man, dick bag, garner, Leif Erikson, Lebron James, You get that, Orale, cucumbers, Bugout Bag, bubbly, December 6 2020, 0o0\", Harvey Keitel, rip that pussy ayyyy, Cappie, dikke neus, home owner, intresting, korv, Stan Smith, CRAZY ONE, Rusty or russle, THOUGHT, bust back, mike pence, Arch nemesis, oralize, sssssssssss, slackjaw, No one is coming, rock solid, ill, whats good, French cuff, klainer, annoying af, ghetto asian, Domhnall, intriguement, snapping, rung over, gang weed, good bean, Clinks, Gazongas, real car, furloughism, baby wipes, Peach Cobbler, A horrendous, porky pie, Algebra II, Fudge pack, Hohenzollern, CDI, Someone’s, Vince Vaughn, improvise, Hit or Miss, walking shit, dush bag, Brain Vomit, Michael I, Perverts, Alama, DITCHED, Fortnite Virus, Dirtbiking, Old Bay, JG, 1 Milk 2 Sugar, Yule, group hug, take me, The celebrity, Pseudo-, No labels, shoebox, Challs, with out, murr, crossaint, spooned, critikal, condensed, Kidding, turd buncher, Blow it up, Gorgo, Krystan, Revit, fangirls, abandon Ship, Superhot vr, Outlaw Woman, propellor, woman down, lithe, gorgonic, hide, Boyfing, SLEPT, on a heater, Proto-punk, feedback, backbencher, HLDM, swurv, snap snap snap, You do, Grammer nazi, slumps, kako, Two cents, Pow Wow, Imran, Trace Cyrus, loona, survival, argumentation, a sexy motherfucker, branching, Din Dins, Bsf, Average virgin, Salty Jake, totally cool, isaac, crash out, back talk, remarried, not got, Niggastick, motor bike, skippering, “Top Shit” Bitch, get up out of that, DRC, hustle-kingdom, Slut, mysty, bhand, Jin tha MC, Smash up, Neo-pronoun, ass Day, 3rd wave ska, rogered, oxymoron, Sitdown!, slobbed, died in their sleep, Pds, the n-word pass, planet earth, birb, ceva, small things, hollow earth, chief executive, hazard lights, akbar, Run the Jewels, the knockout, jimming it, orwite, dirty bajingo, Scamming, On Titty, THE THIRD EYE, limpid, pros, Cack handed, that all, E4-Mafia, clue in, ROMNEY, And then, lucrative, Skedaddle, swerve, the christmas tree, bakatastic, Tedded, herbal, coke bottles, powerwolf, Heyday, Flavie, morning blow, put up a bag, The knife, scurs, crumbs, duke, Cacksucker, Party Flagrant, eiffels, squeezin, peaking, RK, Get that man, dick bag, garner, Leif Erikson, Lebron James, You get that,