squeezin

the act of bein the coolest, most bad ass superhuman god- like mother fucker in the entire universe.



ball squeezins
Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.
Example:
Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.


holiday squeezin
noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.
Example:
Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.


Weiner squeezin'
sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.
Example:
Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!


Squeezin the cheese
You know when you really gotta use the bathroom but you don’t have a bathroom to go anywhere close so you just gotta hold it in? Yeah that’s squeezin the cheese. The actual act of holding in your bowel movement cause you have no other options
Example:
“Hey Tony… man… I have to blow a tube so bad but there is no where to go! I’m really squeezin the cheese right now!!! Help me out!”


squeezin' the tuna
1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns
Example:
Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"


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