Cambridge

a City in the East of England, home to Cambridge University. The city also has a massive claim to the birthplace of football (the most widely played and popular sport in the world), as it is where the first universally accepted rules were written and first played. Sadly, this is largely unknown, due to the city and uni being so stuck up and football being considered working class. Shame.It should be noted that not everyone in Cambridge is stuck up, there's plenty of down to earth people such as myself!



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Cambridge
The birth place of the zombie apocalypse.
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AWWWW!!! Why didn't we listen to Melissa when she told us the zombie apocalypse would start in Cambridge, now we are getting eatin alive!


Cambridge
All of the definitions here painting Cambridge, Massachusetts as some playground for the ultra-elite are dead wrong. Cambridge isn't even rich compared to most parts of Greater Boston; in fact, most of Cambridge is straight-up working class.

This is how it should be defined:

1. The best part of Greater Boston. Owns every other part (North End, Southie, Brookline, Newton, Roxbury, Dorchester, Somerville, Medford, etc.) in every way possible. No other borough/neighborhood/neighbor city even compares to this place. There is always something to do, ALWAYS.

2. A progressive city with a rich history. Home to some of the highest ranked universities and highest percentage of Democrat voters.

3. The only place in the world where Harvard and MIT professors live next door to immigrant families on food stamps, who in turn live next door to high-profile lawyers, who live next door to Wobblies, who live next door to old-New England money grandparents, who live next door to Harvard frat boys.
Example:
I love going to Cambridge to hang with all the hipsters in Harvard Square. Then afterwards I always stop to eat at the best Indian food places outside of Delhi. Once I'm done that I usually go protest some shit with the socialists in Cambridgeport. I could live here forever.


Cambridge
Home to many intelligent people, an annoying university, and bad public elementary schools. 02138 (zip code) is apart of it, which is considered the most opinionated zip code in the world. C's up.
Example:
Man, I hate it when people say Cambridge is Harvard and Harvard is in Boston.


Cambridge
1. Home of the fastest runners this side of the universe. Everyone in this town is solid, except for the crew team. People who do crew are pansies.

2. NOT a suburb.
Example:
Did you see that kid from Cambridge go by? Neither did I!

Those kids from Cambridge sure would bang out those rotten Somerville kids any day of the week!

I heard the crew team is having a get together. Let's totally crash it and teach them a lesson!


Cambridge
1. One of the best universities in the world, home to one of the best libraries in the world
2. Home to the ugliest and fattest female students in the world and the lamest male students this side of Oxford
3. Shit fashion central
4. Strangley overrun with Christians and Campus Crusaders
5. Reviled by the provincial townies
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Cambridge is full of fugly birds.


Cambridge
Cambridge is a place in Massachusetts, and a home to probably the largest concentration of biology-related laboratories in any one place...
Example:
biology nerd: I'm going to visit Cambridge tomorrow.

normal person: But you will get lost in the maze of laboratories!

biology nerd: Exactly.

normal person: ...


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