Candy Apple

A sexual act, when a guy is having coitus with a girl and she is so wet her juices flow down his penis coating his balls with sticky vaginal secretions (like a candy apple).



Candy Apple
A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.
Example:
John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .


Candy Apple
A challenge, as in a challenge of shotgun rights. Can only be called by a male. The challenger calls "candy apple!" and begins to work up a sweat. In order for the party challenged to keep his/her rights (i.e. shotgun), he/she must lick the sweat off the challenger's balls. Hence, licking the caramel off a candy apple. If party challenged does not lick, he/she loses his/her proposed rights.
Example:
Guy 1: Shotgun!

Guy 2: Candy Apple!

Guy 1: Damn.

::Guy 2 gets shotgun::


Candy apple
Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).
Example:
"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one


Candied Apple
When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.
Example:
My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.


candy apples
woman with either modest brest enhancemnets or an older woman who has very high brests for her age
Example:
That nurse is sure hot, she's like 50 but still has some nice candy apples


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