Carden

A sweet loving boy who is funny as hell!!! He is possibly the nicest guy u will ever meet and he is the easiest person to talk to. Carden will make you laugh every day and every secound of every day. Carden will also always y’all to you about what is going on and will always be there for you by making the situation really funny!!



Carden
Cardens are from ghetto bloodlines. Any girl in the Carden family is one everyone loves but is prone to be a hit with the lads, taking advantage of her looks and outgoing personality. Despite this, can normally be trusted with anything..a loyal cocktease for sure.

Male Carden's are equally enticing; normally an allrounder, a male Carden will have the annoying 'i know everything' flare, will attract 'it' girls and often get pretty lucky.

Generally lovely people.
Example:
I know everything LOL jk I'm not a Carden


Carden
Verb - "to pull a Carden"
1. to put a co-defendant on the stand without regard to 5th Amendment rights
2. to dispose of a case without any regard for victim compensation
3. to call up a Bureau Chief and curse them out
4. also see: uncouth - crude, unrefined behavior
Example:
I wanted to bitch out Mike but instead I called a Bureau Chief with the same first name and left him a vulgar voice mail. It was a classic "Carden".

or

I pulled a real Carden when I got drunk drinking 40s at the holiday party.


cardenated
When someone's friends draw stuff on you (such as penises) or to embarrassing things to you (no not that thing...) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. Later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarrassing the hell out of you.
Example:
"Check out these pics, Bro!" - bro 1
"HAHAHA, oh wait, is that me?!" - bro 2
"Yeah, you just got cardenated!" - bro 1


Mike Carden
A founding member and guitarist of the greatest band on Earth, The Academy Is....

He currently provides the rhythm guitar to Michael Guy Chislett's lead guitar. He also sings backup vocals on two of TAI's songs: he sings "intoxicated circulation" on "Neighbors" and miscellaneous backups on "Slow Down."

He and William Beckett had once been cross-town rivals in the Chicago underground scene, but they eventually befriended each other at local concerts and started up TAI in 2002. This is also known as a fairytale come true.

Mike is known for his classic, half-smiling/open-mouthed shredding faces onstage, where he always stands on the far right side (on William's left).

The one word that can most accurately describe Mike is cute, because that's what he is.

However, Mike was not cute in the evil clown costume that he sported on Halloween, in 2007. He was terrifying then.

Pretty much everyone loves Mike. He's just a likeable guy, who for some reason seems to never know precisely what's going on.

For more information, check out Jack the Camera Guy's episode(s) of TAI TV "The Chronicles of Mike Carden." Jack made a pie chart.
Example:
Jack: So, you're saying you're kinda like the fluff on top of, uh, yams on Thanksgiving dinner?

Mike Carden: Yeah, when you eat it with all your friends.... It's tasty.


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