The Adjustment Bureau
by praytobestrongermen on Nov 27, 2011 11:06:31
A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its
way down a male's pants in order to
adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.
Going to the Bureau
by Barry Mahoganue on Jul 22, 2009 10:31:23
Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("
the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to
eat cake and admire your
front butt.
Example:
Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?
Mark: No, I'm going to
the bureau here
in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.
Ed: Right. (Makes
Air Jerk motion)
credit bureau
by Marlaette on May 22, 2008 01:54:27
An organization that specializes in providing
damaging information on citizens to employers,
banks, credit card companies and
prospective spouses. The information doesn't have to be true, or even the same person as listed with them.
Example:
He couldn't
get a wife or buy a house because the credit bureau had told the
banks he
had bad credit and ruined his reputation.
Bureau of Morality
by Gaaraofthedamned on Jan 19, 2011 08:19:04
A fictional organization from the alternate reality game to the Nine Inch Nails Album
Year Zero. The purpose of
the Bureau is to keep citizens in line and make sure they aren't doing anything they consider "
un-american" such as expressing dissapointment with the government. Extreme punishments are handed down to people who do break their laws and use their voice.
Adjustment Bureau
by CLGFBI on Jul 17, 2010 15:37:09
They monitor the entire universe and make sure everyones lives go according to a predetermined plan. When someone does something that was not predetermined they warn them of
the dangers and try to convince them to not go off the predetermined life, for
unforseen consequences will
unravel if they do.
bureau disease
by Rohdewarrior on Apr 28, 2011 00:40:42
Example:
He's got bureau disease...It looks like his
chest fell into his
drawers.
bureau of land management
by TheCheeseState on Nov 27, 2021 03:26:40
Example:
Did you know
the Bureau of Land Management was established in 1946? And it’s responsible for administering
federal lands.
bureau of troops and weaponry
by Bureau of Troops and Weaponry on Oct 14, 2020 01:06:06
Better Business Bureau
by Mario R. Sanchez on Aug 14, 2006 21:45:50
An
abstraction, or a layer of complexity, formulated by businesses, by which to channel
the angst of their customers into endless bureaucratic processes with no other purpose than to make the
aggrieved customers go away.