Carshalton

Drop-dead gorgeous village that could be a hundred miles from central London, but is actually under ten miles away in the London Borough of Sutton.Why all this incredible enthusiasm, I hear you say?For a start, the setting - two lovely ponds at its heart with an Italianate bridge, surrounded by trees such as weeping willows, fine period buildings including a museum and a Grade II listed church. Next a very pretty high street popular with local hipsters for its stylish independent coffee houses, trendy art and gift shops and its small theatre, the Charles Cryer Theatre.I could go on about its museum, its ecology centre, its conservation areas, the fact that it's home to one of CAMRA's favourite pubs in the whole of Britain and that it's only 25 minutes by Southern Rail from London Victoria train station; but I suggest you just visit it for yourself and have a lovely day out.



Carshalton
Pleasant area of outer London, whose charming central village has been attracting hordes of young professionals over the last five years.
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Hipsters are piling into Carshalton. Frankly who can blame them?


Carshalton
Beautiful village ten miles from London with ponds, parks, a theatre and an ecology centre.
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Lets go to Carshalton on Sunday for a lovely day out!


CARSHALTON
Carshalton is an altogether excellent villagey area snugly located on the boundary of vibrant London and picturesque home county, Surrey. As photographs clearly show, Carshalton is a seriously attractive spot with beautiful ponds forming its centre piece. It is a cultural place too with a museum, theatre and two art galleries, one in the high street and the other in an 18th century building in Oaks Park, where working artists display their paintings and other artwork.
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Carshalton is an unspoilt artists' paradise just ten miles from the hustle and bustle of central London.


Carshalton college
Carshalton College is a college located in Carshalton in South London.
Its the worst place to be... The teachers dont bother turning up, The girls are basic bitches that live for drama and the boys are desperate fuck boys who aint shit.

Also, on week days you will see 99% of students hanging round the local chicken shop threatning the boss man and scoffing chips.

And dont forget sour Ana the spanner (If you go to Carshalton college you will know who she is)
Example:
Gilbert: Ewww whats that dark run down area over there?

Helen: Thats Carshalton college... Its crusty dont go near there!


Carshalton Beeches
The only town in london without a bloody pub
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Carshalton Beeches , Where are the bloody pubs. Schools, train station, Indian, Chinese, Kebab, Dentist, Doctors, Co-op, Hairdressers, Garage.....now whats missing ???????


carshalton girls
cargirls is a school of chip grease smelling weirdos who vape in the toilets and think a geekbar is as addictive as meth. although they do have it pretty rough in school. with multiple pedothiles as teachers. ( Mr tregus you strokey nonce ) you can usually find a cargirl walking with atleast 4 other cargirls and atleast 1 carshalton-boy. this is a VERY important tactic as it keeps the greenshaw wankers far away.
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oi look at that crackhead giving head for a vape.

must be a carshalton girls one


Carshalton girls
A school in carshalton , not a school full of slags, a school full of girls trying to run from drama , a school full of girls treated unfairly , judged by others that they don't deserve to be judged by , a school full of determined girls willing to change what their school is known for , a school full of beautiful souls hurt by others.
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Bless I feel so bad for them carshalton girls being judged like that it's not fair they get treated that way


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