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salesman

A person whose job is not to sell you the things you need but what you dont.

Salesmanned

by Corey2008 on Sep 04, 2007 04:48:51

When you get talked into getting something, usually overpriced, that you didnt want or need because of a clever salesman.

Example:
"Look at this stainless steel pencil sharpener I just got from the SharperImage?"
"Dude.. how much.."
"..Fourty."
"Oh God you got salesmanned!"

Salesman

by Zorro on Jan 26, 2005 13:38:03

A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

Example:
Used Car Salesman.

Circut City Computer Technician

Salesman

by Spoodermon on Feb 08, 2018 12:14:53

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

Example:
Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23

Salesman

by Dubyaware on Jan 09, 2010 12:21:04

What you scream when you slappa da bass!

Example:
Dubya was slappin' da bass and screamed "SALESMAN"

Salesman

by Da Rabid Duckie on May 09, 2004 06:06:22

(Plural: salesmen) When pertaining to City of Heroes (aka City of Heroin), a salesman is a member of the "Family" mob that, when found in groups of more than three, will not attack under any circumstances under certain conditions (usually by stunning him, though it varies). The term salesman comes from the fact that he stands in one spot doing a lecture emote and he looks like a street salesman.

Example:
Hey, let's go to Steel Canyon and hunt some salesmen.

Sushi Salesman

by yanceypants on Apr 22, 2010 04:25:54

Someone who sells fish (Selfish)

Example:
A certain D-line working in SF Financial District eats all the food in the pantry and then turns around and calls other people selfish. He's the only sushi salesman in the tri-state area.

scientology salesman

by jvarna5 on Feb 01, 2008 22:03:23

The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.

Example:
Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."

Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."

Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."

Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."

Angry Salesman

by DoubleDot.com on Feb 04, 2012 15:54:55

The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.

Example:
Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui.

touché salesman

by ogcopkilla on Apr 20, 2007 08:52:30

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

Example:
"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

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