Ceaser Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Ceaser

A haircut where the barber goes from the center of your head and out in all directions. They come in light and dark.

Ceaser

by Alacba on Apr 28, 2018 00:10:20

An ugly guy who tends vto like dudes an is very very selfish.

Example:
Ceaser is pretty self considerate and very much selfish

the ceaser

by allcircuitsarebusy on May 27, 2006 05:07:16

The act of eating out anothers anus. Replaces "tossing a salad"

Example:
"You see that chick back there, she gave me the ceaser last night"

Ceaser (Ivan)

by Fck nugget on Sep 15, 2019 01:09:55

An annoying prick who cheats on his girlfriend and doesn't who give a shit about her and makes her cry and hangs out with other assholes (and has twigs for legs)

Example:
Ceaser (Ivan): OmG tHeRe'S lIkE 20 gIrLs ArOuNd Me

tobious ceaser

by Claireandtoby on Mar 24, 2016 06:31:50

A ginger man wrapped in a white towel

Example:
All Hail Tobious Ceaser King of the white towels

Pulling a Ceaser

by Supbitches on Apr 09, 2020 11:31:22

For starters...Ceaser is the type of guy who will talk to you and get to know you, but he will end up playing with your feelings. Later on, after y’all are done, you'll find out that he was lying to you the whole ass time y’all were talking or “together.”

Also, he is the type of guy that says he doesn’t do relationship, claims you and him weren’t a thing, and is most likely a player.

Now that we know what/who is a Ceaser, pulling a Ceaser means they fucked up a relationship. They could have been an ass during that time, lied to the other person, or degraded the other partner. They also could have been talking to other people or pulled a “player move.”

Example:
Cynthia: Wait..let me get this straight...you’re dating Ceaser!
Bella: Noooo! We ended long ago, but he always tells people we were never a thing.
Cynthia: Why’d y’all break up tho?
Bella: Because Cynthia...he was Pulling a Ceaser

Ceaser Stretching

by Ghost lawyer on Feb 28, 2017 06:15:34

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Example:
Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

ceaser salad

by Roshan Optimus Prime on Feb 21, 2006 11:02:02

The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.

Example:
My girl ate my ceaser salad last night.

Ceaser salad

by PTGJB on Feb 27, 2008 15:47:19

a tossed salad that has white dressing all over it.
AKA Manually spreading your partners butt cheeks and licking the area between their sexual organ and anus after semen has been applied.

Example:
I was giving her a Ceaser salad then I realized how salty my cum is!

Steamy Ceaser

by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR on Nov 22, 2018 14:11:41

A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".

Example:
While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."

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