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hot lettuce

An exquisite sex act requiring a bagged salad from a local market, a woman's accessible anal cavity, and deep, meaningful desire. First, a man (any man) closes his fist around a portion of the salad. He then lovingly inserts his fist into the woman's anus for a duration of their joint consent. When the couple is sufficiently aroused, the man releases the salad before removing his hand from the woman's anus. With the salad inside, the two enjoy a standard round of anal sex. The man must ejaculate onto the salad, as a dressing. Finally, the act is completed upon receipt of the "hot lettuce" by the man's mouth, eating the sumptuous morsel from her pooping cavity.

hot lettuce

by Arcese on Jul 21, 2009 07:05:14

Lettuce that has been in contact with other hot food, resulting in an elevated temperature of the leafy green topping. Common substances responsible for heat transfer include cheese, mayonnaise, buffalo sauce, and toasted sesame seed buns. The lettuce may also be cooked by broiling, roasting, frying, steamed, or flambéd. A controversial gastronomic phenomenon, hot lettuce has been known to divide families. Proponents laud it as a delicacy while others find it unfit for consumption. Real talk: it's mainly something white people like.

Example:
"Kenzie went to Amigo's and got a #3 with extra lettuce. How can she eat all that hot lettuce without wanting to yammy?"
"Are you kidding me? Hot lettuce is bomb... faaaa shooo."

Hot Lettuce

by Arrowhead 6 on Nov 04, 2019 07:20:42

The way your genitals feel when you have to pull your underwear up quickly in the middle of a hot, wet sex session to avoid being caught.

Example:
My girlfriend and I are sitting here with hot lettuce since my mom came home early.

Hot Lettuce

by Mokedo on Jan 05, 2014 11:59:15

Genitals after sex. Hot, moist, sweaty, limp.

Example:
"Not now honey, I'm all hot lettuce."

Hot lettuce

by Sydneyp0798 on Jan 15, 2022 12:38:13

The feeling you get when your extremely hungover. Hot sweats, chills, nausea, the shits, and the whole shebang. You feel soggy like hot, wet lettuce. I mean, can you really feel worse than that?

Example:
"Man, I drank so much last night. I feel like fucking hot lettuce".

Hot Lettuce

by Th3_P4nd4_H3r0 on Aug 30, 2016 06:54:41

When you find something random (preferably food) really attractive.

Example:
A: Why are you just staring at that sandwich?
B: Have you ever thought about how hot food can be?
A: Hot as in 'hot' hot. No.

B: Shame, because this is some Hot Lettuce.

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