Vegas

A place where we do dumb shit when we're fucked up. Where dentists marry strippers, hot school teachers get attacked by naked chinese men, and where those chinese men kidnap people named Doug. Where tigers are kidnapped, chickens roam inside, and neon strippers jack up your car.



Vegas
Trunication of "Las Vegas". Used often in reference to the city in Nevada, or the lifestyle of the late 1950's that typified the "Rat Pack" era.
Example:
I blew money at a casino, saw a stage show, got drunk at a bar and got lucky with a cute lady. I guess you could say I had the Vegas experience.


Vegas
Vegas - A modifier that's tacked on to the end of a town or city, usually replacing the term "ville" that the denizens sarcastically use to give their village the appearance of being hip and/or happening.
Example:
Joe: Where you headed this weekend?
Schmoe: Nonstop excitement. Im off to Nashvegas or Knoxvegas.


Vegas
Vegas is a confident girl.she looks good on camara and in person.shes always positive and thinks positive.If your sad she will cheer you up.if shes down,she tries to cover it.you would be lucky to be her freind.
Example:
1.Vegas is trying to cheer up emma
2.Im going to vegas's house for the night


Vegas
what happens here, stays here.
Example:
accident: what happened in Vegas?
guy: you happened in Vages
guy: no, seriously. your mom had sex with your dad, and you happened
guy: and then they left you in Vegas
guy: you know what they say, 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.'


Vega
The short form of the Spanish last name De la Vega or "Of the plain/meadow". Anyone who has the last name Vega by blood is related to others who have that last name by blood, though the name has gained variety over the centuries such as "La Vega", "Vegas", or just "Vega". The House of De la Vega is a house of nobility existing in Spain from the Castile region, and has been around ever since the first Spanish kingdoms before their unification into the nation of Spain. Being of prestigious nobility, the Vega house was also involved in some coup attempts to claim the throne and rule over much of Spain. Being staunch Christians and loyal to the Catholic Church, some of the Vega house traveled west to the New World and started the many families in North America that bear the name of Vega, however again, anyone living in North America who has the Vega last name from their parents is related to other Vegas, with a common ancestor probably living three or four hundred years ago, from the time of immigration. The Vegas, also being of an old noble house, never had to pay taxes, and still don't even in Spain today. There are roughly 110,000 Vegas in the world. Also some gaming company that made SF 2 had a character in it named "Vega", and this is where most morons tend to associate the name "Vega" from. Some travelers on the way to California long ago passed through an oasis in Nevada, and they named it "Las Vegas", meaning "The meadow(s)", because of it being an oasis in the desert.
Example:
1. I despise America constantly taxing me, but since I speak Spanish as a second language and I'm very rich, and my last name is De la Vega, I'm going to get Spanish citizenship and request the King grant me a title of nobility, so I don't have to pay ridiculous income taxes anymore.

2. First idiot: "OH MAN your last name is Vega?! Vega was so badass in Street Fighter 2!!"

Vega: (facepalm) "I'm surrounded by morons."

3. First: "My last name is 'Smith'; sounds cool, huh?"

Second: "Your ancestors were likely craftsmen or peasants."

First: "Oh yeah, what were yours then huh dickhead? Vega doesn't sound like anything important."

Second: "My family bloodline is of Spanish aristocracy going back over one thousand years, and if I were born in Medieval times, I'd be a knight, and you'd be a peasant."


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