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Cheap bastard

A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.

cheap bastards

by Billy-Ray on Nov 09, 2004 06:19:37

Electronic Arts - a video game company with studios all over North America. They're known for paying their employees next to nothing while they rake in billions and billions of bucks themselves.

Example:
Those guys at EA are such cheap bastards; their employee slaves are forced to sleep on the floor in the office because they can't afford any housing.

Cheap Bastard

by DJ LJ on Feb 01, 2011 16:38:26

A person with a tendency to disappear when it happens to be their round. Known by everyone in the office/world as a miser/scrooge or more affectionately as having short arms and being unable to reach into their pocket to obtain money for the purchase of goods and services.

Example:
We were all at the pub and when it came to Kalon's round he disappeared.....cheap bastard

Cheap Bastard

by Capt Copernicus on Jan 09, 2009 21:32:54

A Slumlord who keeps the heat off in his rental units until code enforcement comes to inspect, after they leave he turns it off again

Example:
My Landlord is a CHEAP BASTARD.

CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

by Ms. Cunning Runt on Jul 20, 2011 08:15:29

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.

Example:
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”

Cheap Irish Bastard

by Joeamato69 on Jul 18, 2018 13:24:06

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes

Example:
Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

cheap chinese bastard

by Bobby80884 on Apr 12, 2008 03:05:47

It is a Chinese Chin person that jumps up and down like a monkey when he sees a bargain or knows he's getting his money's worth. He's also VERY spend thrifty and will only spend $ when he has to. A Cheap Chinese Bastard's favorite line is..."DAMN CHINA MAN SPECIAL"!!

Example:
I was at the mall today and this cheap chinese bastard stole the bargain item I was reaching for.

CDB(cheap dirty bastard)

by derek and rick on Dec 19, 2007 11:57:01

The act of being a mooch, 20-25 year old guy that fucks high school girls, an alcoholic who is incapable of holding a job for more than 2 weeks, a guy who will smoke the last of your weed without telling you, will drink your vodka and fill it up with water, completely inconsiderate to others and their belongings ,especially close friends and family members, when he is a roommate he wont throw down on toilet paper because he "doesnt shit as much as the rest of you" his appearance is usually dirty with struggling looking facial hair and clothes he "borrowed from you" will stay up to 2 o clock in the morning until you go to sleep so he can eat your food

Example:
Christian: hey can i have a slice of pizza
Derek: we asked you if you wanted to throw down 30 minutes ago and you said you werent hungry
Christian: can i please just have one slice
Derek: no you fuckin CDB(cheap dirty bastard)

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