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MONO = ONERAIL = RAILOne-rail mass-transit, you can find one in Sydney.

monorail

by santa's little helper on Apr 04, 2012 16:14:48

Mono means one and rail means rail.

Sydney's monorail exemplifies excellent town planning, just like the popsicle stick skyscraper, the 50-foot magnifying glass and that escalator to nowhere.

Example:
Lyle Lanley: The monorail put Sydney on the map, next to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

Sydney: Mono...doh!!!

monorail

by Rod X on Feb 15, 2014 03:48:37

for a girl to grind a guy who is laying down, esp. with his penis between her labia minora

Example:
I couldn't get her to let me inside, but she did take a ride on the monorail.

monorail

by Benjamin Shrewpert on Nov 28, 2006 21:57:25

When an individual is held down against their will whilst an agressor positions his buttocks either side of the poor soul's nose. The "crack" is then rubbed up and down the face in a straight line, mimicing the movement of a monorail.

Example:
The group thought it would be funny to take Ed down a peg or too, so they held his arms and legs in order to allow Rhodri to monorail him.

Monorail

by TheJester108 on Jul 30, 2011 14:41:01

A term to describe the passing around of a drink (usually alcohol) in which everyone's mouth drinks from the same opening. This is very common in situations where people are looking to drink fast and don't have the luxury of cups.

The term is derived from the disease Mononucleosis (mono), otherwise known as "the kissing disease." Which is transferred by saliva from an infected person to the lucky recipient.

Monorail is also taken from other phrases such as "jump on the band wagon." However, this mode of transportation is a one railed train first invented in the early 1900s.

The phrase then is said to cue someone to take a drink, while joking that they going to get mono because another person, or many, have already drank from it.

Example:
Can i have a sip?
Sure, hop on the monorail!

Monorail

by Danielle The Pimp on Jan 19, 2010 10:52:55

When you get an old guy (preferably my g-pa) throw him on the ground and have him take a dump upwards like a train moving at high speed, and as the shit is coming upwards grab a condom and shove it over that then ram it in your ass like a monorail train thing.

SIDE NOTE: Lube might be helpful.

Example:
So last Christmas instead of giving grandpa the train set he's always been dreaming for, we performed a nice long monorail instead!

monorail

by melissa* on Apr 03, 2008 08:26:41

Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.

Example:
*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"

monorailing

by Warren6983 on Dec 07, 2006 20:58:03

When you pin someone down, then run your Arse Crack along their nose.

Example:
This is works bet when you have just had a big arse S*it.

monorailing

monorail

by 596A on Dec 12, 2010 02:36:04

When two guys put the tips of their erect dicks together and one guy strokes both dicks like it is one large dick.

Example:
gay man sex is fun when you monorail

Monorailed

by Rupert Ventura on Feb 19, 2018 00:32:09

When a guy lays his hard penis on his belly and his girl slides her dripping wet pussy on top and glides along it like the Monorail at Disneyland.

Example:
OMG...Kelly Monorailed me last night it felt like I was on a ride to the happiest place on earth

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