Chevy Cavalier

The best car you can ever own. Especially if you are approved at the dealership for more than the Kia is worth.



Chevy Cavalier
A normally lackluster economy vehicle offered in two and four door stylings and an array of engines throughout it's over-lived career. In Z24 or LS Ecotec garb, this vehicle is decent and has some potential as well as a decent price tag.

The Cavalier is difficult to be proud of due to the amount of 2.2SOHC grey-bumpered cavaliers, as well as the All-American hicks who will most loudly represent.
Example:
"There's no replacement for displacement. Oh... nevermind... it's a 2.2 liter SOHC 4cyl..."

"Ecotec... is that like... an American V-TEC?"


Chevy Cavalier
my car... my friends car... my exs car.... the best domestic import out there... stock z24s can stomp and stock civic
Example:
www.jbody.org enough said...


Chevy Cavalier
A dope ride, albeit a little grandmotherly but with a good sticker on the back window, some solid tunes and a car freshener dangling from the mirror it's the greatest most affordable thing there is.
Example:
My '94 Chevy Cavalier is named blue sugar cause that is sucre bleu in French which is like sacre bleu...pretty clever.....clever like a Cavalier one might say.


Chevy Cavalier
an import domestic car that has just enough power to get into parking gear. known for faulty ignitions, overheating, and murdering tires even when professionally aligned.
Example:
if you want to buy my Chevy Cavalier, go for it. just expect to have your doors blown off by every rice burner with one of those fins on the back..


Chevy Cavalier
A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.

The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.

Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.
Example:
Damn, looks like the other front wheel bearings needs to be replaced. *opens wallet*


Chevy Cavalier
A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.
Example:
(Person A): What is that awful clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...


Chevy Cavalier
Easily the worst car in automobile history. Can be found being drivin by pedofile 20 year old men that wear backwards caps and wife beaters.
In attempts to making their car look japanese, these drivers will attach poorly installed underbody lights and unattractive altezza style taillights.
Example:
"That guy driving that Chevy Cavalier should sell his car, buy a gun with the money, and shoot himself."


Chevy Cavalier
A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.
Example:
Me: Wow. We have a 98 Cavalier in the shop already, eh? What Happened?
Dan: What didn't? The timing belt snapped like glass dipped in dry-ice, the ignition won't turn, the starter is history, and it's stuck in 3rd gear.
Me: I see... How many miles does it have on it.
Dan: About 63K.

See also Mechanic's Friend


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