dentist

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.



dentist
Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.
Example:
Brit: Well bloody Hell there old chap, I reckon I despise that blasted dentist, but me mum she says I got to.
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?


dentist
A dentist is normally an extremely good looking individual that is good in bed and is filthy rich. He/She drives the best and fastest cars and is a highly respected member of society. They have the nicest and whitest of smiles! They are intelligent professionals and are also known to be perfectionists! The envy of all professionals.
Example:
''I wish i were a dentist!''
''If only i could marry a dentist''
''When i grow up, i want to be a dentist''
''That guy is fantastic in bed, he's such a dentist''
''i love my sexy dentist''


dentist
An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied.

It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.
Example:
Dentist: "Your teeth are so filthy! Don't you wash them?!"

Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye


dentist
a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.
Example:
I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!


dentist
an asshole whos gay and loves making you throw up by sticking sharp tools down your thoat then he/her takes more sharp objects and pokes your teeth wich hurts and then charges you money for it you go in with bad teeth you come out with ok teeth but they make you were braces for a long time and when your teeth finally look strait they're all retarded and say "you can go for another year"so they tighten your braces and and you give them $500
Example:
dentist: hi there let me tighten your braces and stick sharp objects down your thoat so you can bleed inside won't that be fun

me: no fuc--- *grabs and throws on chair*

dentist: now let me see ah let me take this knife and stab your teeth to fuck

me: you fucking basterd *kicks knife out of hand* now what bitch

dentist: all is well i have more

me: *kicks balls punches face and knees in balls again*

dentist: that didn't hurt there's nothing there*dentist yells proudly* (it's a man to)


dentist
the person to whom you pay a visit when your teeth are misbehaving and are giving you loadsa pain.
many people are scared of going to the dentist, probably due to large number of whirring, drilling, scraping and poking that goes on.
personally, i'm not scared of my dentist, as it is my mum. actually, scrap that, i'm VERY scared of my dentist BECAUSE it's my mum.....
Example:
no, honestly mum, my teeth are FINE...


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