Chris Wilson
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Chris Wilson
by AlphaZeroSeven on Nov 30, 2022 13:05:25
Chris Wilson is the leader of the
Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an
absolute tank 6'4
ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.
Chris Wilson
by Manomasa1 on Aug 12, 2022 03:06:38
The only way to define this guy is- an
absolute tank. Fully pumped from a
home gym sesh- no reduced food from the
bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Example:
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The
absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1
family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a
large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.