Patrick Bateman

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, somekind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only anentity, something illusory, and though I can hide my coldgaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping youand maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probablycomparable: I simply am not there.



Patrick Bateman
God.
Example:
During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.


The Patrick Bateman conundrum
everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Example:
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.


Patrick Bateman finish
While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
Example:
See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.


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a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.

It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.
Example:
Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."

Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€"

These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.


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