Christopher Reeves

A sexual position where you just lay there and let the woman do all the work, while not moving below the neck, and just staring without blinking at her to make her uncomfortable.



Christopher Reeve
Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.

In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"

Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
Example:
Christopher Reeve was the brunt of a CIA/Mossad assassination.


Christopher Reeve
A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.
Example:
The latest superman movie will be released this summer. It has a new twist though. Superman's weakness is no longer kryptonite, but rather, stairs.


Christopher reeves
Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.

By Shocklin and Gideon
Example:
Similar to horse fucking except you let her go and impaling her head into the wall.

Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.

By Shocklin and Gideon
Christopher Reeves aka superman aka horse fucking


Christopher Reeved
When a man is having sex with a woman(or man) from behind and everything is going great until he back suplexes him/her and they become paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of thier life.
Example:
Oh man, I accidentally Christopher Reeved my girlfriend last night. Now she sucks. :(


Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka
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Example:
😱: Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka


Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.
What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.
Example:
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.


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