The Sharpener
The act of sexual intercourse with a woman wearing a Rape-aXe and having her spin on your dick.Sharpener
Sharpen
Sharpening refers to the process of taking the time to recharge your batteries. It is important to '''''Sharpen''''' on a frequent basis to make sure you do not burnout or become run down. There are many different ways to sharpen, and they will vary from person to person. Examples include a water sharpen (getting water), lunch sharpen (eating) or garden sharpen (planting trees) just to name a few. Sharpens must be taken in at least ten minute increments. Also, you should sharpen at least two times a day if your job requires you to work at least forty hours a week. The exact science requires that you sharpen at least ten minutes for every 4 hours you work.
Example:
Quilting sharpen, video game sharpen, p90x sharpen, walk the dog sharpen, fedalio shapen. There are so many more examples.
Quilting sharpen, video game sharpen, p90x sharpen, walk the dog sharpen, fedalio shapen. There are so many more examples.
Sharpener
Example:
O i am going to stick my pencil in your sharpener tonight, and we all know you'll enjoy that *wink wink*
O i am going to stick my pencil in your sharpener tonight, and we all know you'll enjoy that *wink wink*
Sharpen
The common act of which a male by instinct checks out a female even if he does or does not find her attractive.
sharpening
When the female sits on a cock and spins herself round on it, copying the motion of sharpening a pencil.
Morning Sharpener
(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
Example:
"What's up with Joe today?"
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
"What's up with Joe today?"
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
Penis Sharpening
When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Example:
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
sharpening the pencil
the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.