Cleats

To get stabbed/slashed/kicked, or in any other way harmed by someone's cleat.



cleating
The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.
Example:
Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.


Cleated
When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls
Example:
Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang


Dracula in Cleats
n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."
Example:
"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.


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