vowels

the letters a, e, i, o, u, and occationally y.



vowels
The vowel-like sounds that a person makes during sex to express their pleasure. Some examples:

ah
oh
uuuu
uh
eeee
eh
Example:
As soon as we started fucking, she started the vowels.


vowels
Example:
Joe called and informed me that he had in fact found me some vowels


Vowels
A poker term for having a pair of Aces, usually a pocket pair. All other letters on cards are consonants (K for King, Q for Queen and J for Jack) but the A for Ace is the only vowel.
It is the best pre-flop hand in Texas Hold'em.
Ace/Ace is also referred to as "pocket rockets," "weapons of mass destruction," "American Airlines," and "bullets."
Example:
The short stack under-the-gun shoved all of his chips in, and the guy on the button shoved as well. I peeked at my cards, saw vowels, and eagerly shoved all my chips in as well. How could I not go all-in with vowels there?


buy a vowel
This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate
Example:
PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"


Vowel Tits
An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.
Example:
"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."


Vowel Movement
The act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.
Example:
Drunk: Aaou eiii? Oooouaa eeeo!
Jane: What's that guy on the floor behind the sofa saying?
Joan: Who the hell knows. He's just making a Vowel Movement.


vowel cancer
The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!
Example:
You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?


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