crumpets Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

crumpets

a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try

crumpets

by Josh watts on Nov 29, 2007 18:50:33

any thing you want crumpets can mean wot ever.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.

Example:
Look at that crumpets. (ass, tits, anything, or tree or stars)

crumpet

by tom ingle on Feb 27, 2005 09:23:20

Brittish slang for a hot chick

Example:
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...

crumpet

by suzylou on Oct 26, 2003 14:17:34

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.

Example:
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?

crumpet

by lex dex on Apr 19, 2003 08:47:37

a sexy person

Example:
she's a nice bit of crumpet

crumpet

by Fluffage on Jul 27, 2006 08:03:06

word to describe a good looking female

Example:
"she was a good bit of crumpet"

Crumpeting

by Gizchern on May 15, 2009 03:53:17

A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.

This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.

Example:
"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"

Crumpets

by moony on Nov 19, 2003 05:18:07

1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.

Example:
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!

crumpet

by dero-licked on Dec 17, 2004 09:47:29

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

Example:
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.

Crumpets

by whatdidshejustsay? on Oct 24, 2010 09:33:02

An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)

Example:
Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!

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