Co-Worker Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Co-Worker

A relationship where neither of you are real friends even though you know each other for far too long. You guys know each other fairly well but don't hang out or are actually into each other.Just a way to friend zone someone.

co-worker

by Stoogin-Poogins on Feb 18, 2006 01:13:09

Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".

Example:
DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!

WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?

DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...

WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..

DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...

WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle

co-worker

by vernon dutton on Jan 20, 2004 22:35:18

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

Example:
"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

co-worker

by Snapdragon on Aug 09, 2003 01:21:12

1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.

2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done

Example:
My co-worker Jane didn't send the forms to finance and now I lost my vacation because of it!

Co-worker smile

by 265354 on Jul 11, 2013 07:01:20

Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence

Example:
As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile

co-workers with benefits

by la crimsom femme on Sep 25, 2008 12:17:59

This is similar to friends with benefits with a spin on it. It refers to the people who work together and hook up. They aren't in a serious relationship with each other, they only use each other for sex. And if they are married, not to each other, even better.

Example:
In the movie, Secretary, the character played by James Spader and the character played by Maggie Gyllenhall were co-workers with benefits.

Co-worker Hitlering

by hitlering-co-worker on Feb 19, 2018 08:19:48

When an annoying co-worker keeps bothering you so you fart every chance you get to create a large gas cloud to keep them away

Example:
Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas

accountability co-worker

by floorfly on Nov 13, 2010 12:27:39

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Example:
Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

that one co worker

by YouRe pseudonym on Sep 27, 2017 01:01:39

thattttt one person that ruins your life by stealing your wife

Example:
That one co worker, CKRajaKA THE TING GOES PA PAKAKAKA BOOM

beat a co worker day

by Anonymousgamer21 on Nov 22, 2021 19:17:58

The one day of the year you get to beat up that one Nark ass Co-worker for reporting you to the boss after you were using your phone to text your ride home. Or reported you to the boss for smoking in the parking lot. Or reported you for being five minutes late from break. Among all things you get to beat that one guy or girl up who has been a pain in your side with no disciplinary action. Just don't go crazy and kill them or you'll be known as that on loco guy.

Example:
Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day

Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!

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