touching cloth
when the
turtle head of ones
faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with
a mighty impact.
touching cloth
by Matt on Mar 01, 2004 06:06:33
When the prairrie dog pops it
head out of the
burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the
arrival of a brown trout
touching cloth
by Surgeon_General and Steed on Apr 26, 2003 22:16:40
When the head of
your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. When the nose of
the turtle's head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing.
touching cloth
by Farquar-Large on Apr 25, 2003 21:47:38
touching cloth
by Mikey Ross on Jul 27, 2003 00:34:23
touching cloth
by deane on Oct 16, 2007 03:02:53
when one needs to use the lavatry so bad that it is
unbearable and the excrement begins to touch your underwear.
Touching cloth is the stage before the term running (or rolling depending on the shape)down ur leg and after the stage of losing control of ur bowels. Touching cloth more often than not leads to stains so,
heavens, please do be aware
Example:
Emma:
oh gee i think im touching cloth
colleen
Colleen: oh emma i do believe i am also touching cloth
Emma:
yahaha yahha golly thats astounding lets go clean up
Colleen: that would be great. would you mind if i were to have a joint which i rolled this morning
Emma: why id be offended if you didnt
touching cloth
by lytral 79 on Aug 05, 2009 01:14:23
touch cloth
by Borne on Sep 23, 2004 21:39:09
1) to have
a turtle head pop from one's rectum before
underpants are removed
2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
Touch Cloth
by Applesaucelord on Dec 16, 2004 06:20:07
One usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and
pokes out
a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a
peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with.
Touching cloth
by Iam Hawk on Jan 15, 2008 15:37:58
A saying that is used when someone has waited
FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that
the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their
undergarment.