Coakley

A beautiful and intelligent woman who deserves the world. She supports everyone in any endeavour. You can ALWAYS count on Coakley to brighten your day. She is caring, thoughtful, and selfless, yet asks for nothing in return. If you can be half of the woman Coakley is, you will be successful in life.



coakley
verb: to lose something - particularly but not limited to a political race - which was once thought to be easily attainable.
Example:
If you're too confident, and believe you're as great as everyone says you are, you'll coakley the game for sure.


coakley
gettin a crack whore, goin down on her for 45 minutes, givin her twenty bucks, ensure you ask for nothing in return. leave
Example:
butters had a horrible rash on his mouth after doing a coakley


Coakleyed
Being so confident of a victory that one completely ignores one's competitor, allowing the competitor to ram a red-hot steel crowbar up one's ass and seeing what one can drag out.
Example:
"How did Brown win the election?"
"Because Coakley got Coakleyed."

"Dude, that chick was totally into you, how'd she go home with that other guy?"
"I figured she wanted me and was paying too much attention to the pool game, and I got totally Coakleyed."


Coakleyed
When a candidate for public office calls herself a huge fan of the much-beloved local sports team, and then gives a radio interview where she states that a celebrated hero alumnus of the aforementioned team is a fan of the bitterly-hated rivalry team, thus costing herself countless votes from people who don't feel she's a true Masshole.
Example:
She really Coakleyed that election beyond any possible recovery when she called Curt Schilling a Yankees fan. She may be from Pittsfield, which is at the opposite end of the state from Boston, but that's no excuse . . . d'oh!


Sam Coakley
1.(Adj.) To be a complete ditz and a little off on the outside, but nerdy and organized on the inside
2. (V.) To restate a question in different words that was just answered; to be a bit of an idiot
3.(N.) A totally drop dead gorgeous gal
Example:
1. I am a bit of a Sam Coakley in math and science class.
2. I pulled a Sam Coakley today in biology.
3. Wow, look at that Sam Coakley!


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