Code Blue

Used over public announcement PA systems to alert staff members of a medical emergency.



Code Blue
Code word for loving the dead. Like, really loving the dead.
Example:
"Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red"

These lyrics to T.S.O.L.'s "Code Blue" are sick! And giving me a chub!


Code Blue
A total school lockdown, usually done in public schools about twice a week. All the classroom doors are locked, the windows are covered, and the students have to put their heads down. Teachers usually either run away or hide under their desks.

Reasons for a Code Blue are the presence of guns or knives, major fights, or bomb threats. The annoucement comes over the P.A., and is usually ignored if no shots are heard.
Example:
"Code Blue! I repeat, Code Blue!"

"Yeah, yeah, we heard you the first time.


Code Blue
When a guy gets blue balls and later has to talk about it to his friends, but doesn't want everyone to hear.
Example:
(in a public place)

Jeremy: Hey man, did you get laid by that bitch you took home last night?

Kevin: Code blue. Dumb cunt passed out.

Jeremy: Ouch!


Code Blue
The Color which signals the time for a bunch of guys to drop what they're doing and run into a bar to jerk each other off. Seen in the short film by the Coors Brewing Company currently showing in between regularly scheduled programming. Initiated by the first guy in the bar becoming aware of his own Testicular swelling. You can watch video's of the money shot on their home page.
Example:
Cheney had a heart condition and had to be careful not to let himself be "backed up," So when Congress approved the supplemental spending on the war, he texted the cabinet (Condi included), and alerted them to his "CODE BLUE." He then unzipped himself and reached into an undisclosed location.


Code blue
what nurses/doctors say if you stop breathing, your heart stops, or you die of other causes
Example:
nurse a: CODE BLUE, "CODE BLUE, Get a crash cart up here stat"
doctor: "bob's dead"
bob's children after hearing the code: "HOLLY SHIT, I can't wait to collect the insurance money.


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