cognizance
Example:
Significant other, "Honey, how did it go at work today?"
Tired worker's response, "Cognizance!"
Significant other, "Honey, how did it go at work today?"
Tired worker's response, "Cognizance!"
cognizize
Cognizant Carbs
When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.
Example:
Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.
Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.
cognizent pickle
a pickle that is cognizent of its surroundings. it is able to subtract that which exists from that which does not exist and maintain a meager form of existance.
Gender Cognizant
Example:
While wearing his binder Ryan felt a euphoric sense of gender cognizance.
Esmeralda felt gender cognizant at a young age; however, the feelings of dysphoria really amplified during her teen years.
While wearing his binder Ryan felt a euphoric sense of gender cognizance.
Esmeralda felt gender cognizant at a young age; however, the feelings of dysphoria really amplified during her teen years.