congressman
Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.
congressman
A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).The Congressman
congressman's coffee
If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
Example:
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
angry congressman
After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure
Example:
She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range
She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range
Craigslist Congressman
Member of Congress who sends a shirtless photo of himself to a woman who has an ad on Craigslist, then the woman sends the pic to the media, forcing the man to resign.
Example:
Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy. Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!
Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy. Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!
Congressman Delay
A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Congressman Weiner
Flying Congressman
a Sexual act performed with cocaine in which the male stands 69-ing with his female partner, and then cocaine is farted up the male's nose as he performs oral sex on the female
Example:
Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.
Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.
Working as hard as a congressman
Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".
Example:
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."