Boris
The Highest Ranking man in all of Europe. He is the husband of Mother Russia herself. Now they praise The
Slav King Boris, AKA The
Shashlik King or Super Slav, has received the flask of honor making Russia great again. Recently, Boris has fought off
the Nazi's in Germany and will go on to fulfill the dream of a universe painted red along with a hammer and sickle. Boris has created an everlasting Soviet Union and has united many other Slav countries including Poland, Czech Republic, the deceased Yugoslavia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Croatia, the conquered Latvia, Slovenia, and many other countries. He will make sure the Nazi's fall to their knees at his mighty power. You don't need anything fancy to conquer the world only 10,000 warehouses full of vodka.
Boris
by Millenium Spikes on Sep 29, 2011 19:15:38
The often overlooked pinnacle of awesome. He is an enigma, nobody knows what he's thinking nor feeling at the moment, yet this is what makes him appealing to EVERYONE. Handsome, intelligent, friendly, and refined, it is hard to find a single word that can encapsulate the greatness he exudes. To be
a Boris is to be the ultimate underdog; everybody seems to underestimate and even forget about him, but he never fails to
blow minds whenever it's his
time to shine.
Example:
Carrie: Is that Boris? He's so cool!
Bo: Are you serious?! "cool" is just not cool enough for Boris.
Carrie: So what
word's cool enough for him?
Bo: Boris. Just Boris.
When
odds are against you, you're definitely
a boris. it also means you'll WIN.
Boris
by Apple Blossom on Jan 14, 2013 14:58:14
Example:
Rose : My new man Boris is setting me
on fire !
Brit : Oh My !
Rose : It's his charm ;)
Boris
by Danisonder on Jun 09, 2020 13:46:20
Boris
by 1bA on Nov 04, 2019 02:34:47
Example:
aheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thats Boris!
Boris
by richard the hunn2 on Jan 18, 2012 09:05:01
Example:
"
boris is amazing" -
Lava
"i know dude, hes totally the best sidekick in the world"
"I LOVE
BORIS" - richard
richard loves boris loves richard
Boris
by Touchmahbody on May 19, 2010 15:56:48
An online God, who has overthrown the world of warcraft, Boris is slowly taking over the interwebz and in time will have become the new chuck norris, now known to many
as chuck boris.
Boris is an idol to some and has many followers, and many haters, several of those haters have been
smited down by
boris's strong hind legs and powerful neck muscles.
in several months people will refer to everything as boris.
Example:
Jimmy:you know my neighbour
John:yeah?
Jimmy:he got
smited
John:yeah i heard he didnt like to
boris.
Alice:hey i saw boris but boris was not there so i was boris rite?
Glen:like boris?? no boris thats boris i heard it aswell
so ok boris.
Boris
by JamesFromTwitter on Mar 05, 2022 18:05:48
A lie or lying. Used as both a noun or verb. Derived from Alexander Boris
De Pfeffel Johnson (at time of writing Prime Minister of the UK) who on record
in the House of
Commons seemingly can't stop himself lying.
Example:
Ah look,
there is that Johnson
Borising in the House of
Commons again.
Yeah, he said he hasn't taken any Russian money which is a complete Boris. I mean he tells so many Borises a day he can't even keep them straight.
Boris
by Waragainstsleep on Sep 13, 2020 17:06:30
Used interchangeably with the majority of negative and derogatory words. Particularly synonymous with
failure,
ineptitude, general
uselessness and being shit.
Boris
by MlleRCCola on Apr 21, 2012 10:59:36
Awesome Japanese experimental metal band that also cross over into stoner rock, psychedelia,
sludge metal, groove metal,
noise rock, and
drone metal. They're a three-piece band but are able to create some pretty sick sounds and also enthrall the listener with an atmosphere of ambient, transcendental noise.
Oh! And they're named after The Melvins song Boris.
Example:
My friend
saw Boris in
concert last night, and came back with his
mind blown by how amazing they were.