Combine Harvester

A woman who is a hoe. but not just any hoe. A super hoe. She goes through the boys like a combine harvester through a field of grass.



Combine Harvester
A large peice of farming machinery, often used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's.
Uses large saw like blades to cut through things with ease, is only really used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's of annoying items. aka children
Example:
person 1: I hear you bought a new combine harvester last week.
person 2: Ye i had to get rid of the old one, to slow, makes it harder to hit the fast animals and children.
person 1: Mmmm hmmm i had the same problem last winter


Reverse Combine Harvester
A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.
Example:
ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.


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