Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.

The kind of guy to use misogyny and racism as a cover for his secretly sweet personality and massive penis. He will steal your girl, and your guy too. Has no game.

To stanley something: Copy something and claim it as your own by changing the author's name.

A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.

A fatass 12 year old fucker. he looks like a boulder. everytime he jumps a earthquake happens . level frkin 9. his butt is always out and my eyes b hurtin. If he runs at you, it's game over.

Also an amazing goalie. Nobody getting through him.

Stanley has a pull out game like no other. When girls see his 14 inch dick all their panties drop. He is super smart and very handsome. If you meet a Stanley god damn bitch your in for a treat. lmaoooo bruh strait facts.

Doing something stupid or clumsy which is also hilarious.

Stanley is the nicest, funniest, most amazing guy to EVER walk this earth. He is the easiest person to talk to because there is never a dull moment because there is always something to say. Stanley is one of those people who sets goals and achieves them every time because he is so dedicated! He is so much fun and you cant help but find yourself falling in love with him all over again every single day <3 Stanley is the kindest guy you will ever meet because of his respect and the way he cares for others. If you were in a bad mood and then you started talking to him, you wouldn't be in a bad mood anymore because he can always cheer you up even when you feel your at your worst. He is so smart and can do anything and everything! He knows who he is and he stands out from the rest. He is the most unique and interesting guy you will ever meet!But the best thing about him is his faith in God and his amazing relationship with God! He lives his life to the fullest and does what is right. He is the most trustworthy person you'll ever know. Stanley is such a rare find because of his morals and his way of life. He's one of those guys that every girl prays they'll find, one of those guys that you never want to let go or ever let out of your sight. He will quickly become your favorite part of the day, your best friend, and your whole entire world. Most importantly he's one of those guys that you'll want by your side forever because you love him so much <3