Toe Jammer
by Randy Gilbert on Apr 16, 2009 06:53:49
1. Someone who intentially jams their toes to attract the opposite sex.
2. A weirdo who likes to put their
toes in the top of a milk jug so no milk comes out. Often causing a riot during breakfast hours.
3. Someone who likes to rub
grape jam on their toes and stick two slices of bread on top to
make a sandwich.
Example:
2. Guy 1: I Want
some fucking milk
Guy 2: You can't cuz Brad has his toes
blocking the milk flow.
Guy 1: Damn, Brad is such a Toe Jammer.
crusty toe jammer
by bballpj28 on Jan 14, 2012 09:23:44
Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour
tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for
maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a
nice touch.
Example:
Jake: Dude I have been walking
barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.
Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those
toenails in a few years either
Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut
Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!