constapational by bikermandude on Aug 11, 2010 09:34:38 When you make groaning noises while making poo. Example: STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.
constapation by matty morris on Mar 31, 2003 18:42:41 only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed Example: plop!!! plop!!!
printer constapation by Baggyeyescar on May 12, 2008 14:32:03 When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason Example: "Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?" "Looks like you have printer constapation" "Damn..."