matty

the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind



matty
bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast
Example:
Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!

Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.


matty
To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being slapped because they had pointed out you would never be the "American President" as played by Michael Douglas.
Example:
"shut up or i'm gonna fuckin' matty you!"

"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"


matty
the name of a person who is an absolute mad cunt
Example:
matty your such a mad cunt, why are you so cool, your my hero man i wish to be as buff as you one day


Mattie
Mattie is a walking goddess.

She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.

She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.

But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.

She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.

Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.

Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
Example:
“Mattie, you’re perfect.”

Shut up, no I’m not.”

I beg to differ.”


Mattie
She is a nice loving caring girl who will love with all her heart she will sometimes get mad but she will always come back and when she feels strongly about something she will not change her mind she is a great friend and she will always make your day brighter.
Example:
Mattie is cool.


Mattie
Mattie is the kind of girl that will literally make you LOL. She is usually very pretty, sweet, and honest. Matties are fighters AND lovers because if they have a strong opinion, they are known to fight for it. However, if they love you they are very passionate and expressive of their feelings. They like getting close and being held. If you currently have a Mattie in your life i would strongly suggest holding on to her as she will most likely complete you. Matties are also sensitive to what you say to them.. they will only dislike you if you have ever been unecessarily mean to them. And if you are too sarcastic to them, they will get the intention that you really dont like them. Matties are very unique and hilarious. So if you are ever having a bad day, just call one..they'll have you laughing in no time!
Example:
"Dude, that girl was definitely a Mattie." "NO WAY, hurry.. get her number!!!


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