Constipation Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Constipation

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

Constipation

by Fart Matser on Aug 24, 2003 16:35:11

The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!

Example:
Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.

Constipation

by jay420 on Jul 30, 2005 02:33:08

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.

Example:
The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.

Constipation

by tannyab on Feb 05, 2013 00:32:03

When your poo grows attachment issues and acts as a fetus

Example:
constipation heheh lol xoxox

Constipation

by Succmyhorsecock on Oct 26, 2020 09:04:37

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole

Example:
"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"

Constipation

by Dr. Reedman on Oct 16, 2003 21:58:38

The inability to relieve oneself of a 'brown baby'. The opposite of diarrhoea. The thing that killed Elvis. The torture that the eldery suffer most days. Prunes are the only saviour.

Example:
"In the name of all that is holy, I've never has so much trouble taking a shit in my life. That was the worst constipation ever."

Constipation

by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese on Jul 26, 2018 13:01:13

Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom

Example:
'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'

Constipation

by Phroe on Jul 12, 2003 05:06:04

A backed up flow of things

Example:
i.e. The highway is undergoing heavy constipation

Constipation

by Killing Kittens on Nov 08, 2004 01:59:46

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

Example:
The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

constipation

by botaf on Nov 11, 2003 23:11:15

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

Example:
chips got constipation

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

Lemmie, Great Job, quaint, the express, syncope, ordeal, That box, cyrus, wan, rawker, I Can’t Sweem, stank, Awful Misspellings, mf, soup, Passport, Suburb, ralsei, the Congressional, Yit, acted, testicle, fat American, Ba Da Ba Ba Ba, no-scoping, outragious, jerold, romance novel, Angry Mob, Barney, James Brown, a superman, mud, Euro-American, youth culture, spiced rum, Gbes, Extremely bored, Egg, bank vault, Stephanie Meyer, How nice, feared, sexual powers, final battle, Oh my cow!, guido, modern rap, goody-two-shoes, oh mate, hubbas, Tunisia, Brandon S, Heals, Autofellatio, turkic, new jeruz, ur bad kid, giving a speech, Brown M, party piece, Scanner, predestined, plats, thwart, SEU, flagship, on the nose, a girlfriend, break the internet, Bernie Lomax, Choosing, A smile, Going out out, diss, Bloxlink, llac, Jeffree Star, twang dillo, the Heath, craiged, lethality, fucking virgin, whoopsie, Sour Mouth, true friend, uncomfortableness, neeto, Backstory, gulp, turqouise, 5 Year old, fonted, electro, Baby boomers, Big Bad, unfashionable, Breana, Rahul, midnight dinner, DM, Scene Kids, the will power, lava lamp, justin, cock sucker, grinds, dislikes, Spoilerer, FYI, aggravated assault, Cloths, weed out, Nancy, mroe, Favouritisming, like the look of, SLASH, pianist enlargement, tumblr hipster, the PREY, the fifth, baby doll, I should be, Joe u, Dont worry, worshipping, Sherkston, womanhood, British, i got us, Sensai, continuous, wehrmacht, fake friends, Joe Biden, the Thomas, ngl, What is life, home home, having a life, WLW, Wid It, ffun, the eminem show, support money, Super straight, bayo, spin, Brandy, 90 degrees, terrible artist, Mai, declaration, AHH fuck, thudding, totally fucked, hop up, The Calling, two-six, pageant queen, butch mild, beezy, pleasant, you silly goose, Cassandra, see first, bad move, Old South, Donda West, inherit, speed bumps, individual, nes, FRANCIS, Yo Son, manageable, shud, SHOEGAZE, underbite, lotto, wannit, racking up, eccie, walking distance, The Heights, get special, All Blacks, a savage, shop shop, CD, Boku No Pico, reality check, book club, gang member, discribing, Crown Jewels, i’m dying, YEU, jefferson, constipation, Lemmie, Great Job, quaint, the express, syncope, ordeal, That box, cyrus, wan, rawker, I Can’t Sweem, stank, Awful Misspellings, mf, soup, Passport, Suburb, ralsei, the Congressional, Yit, acted, testicle, fat American, Ba Da Ba Ba Ba, no-scoping, outragious, jerold, romance novel, Angry Mob, Barney, James Brown, a superman, mud, Euro-American, youth culture, spiced rum, Gbes, Extremely bored, Egg, bank vault, Stephanie Meyer, How nice, feared, sexual powers, final battle, Oh my cow!, guido, modern rap, goody-two-shoes, oh mate, hubbas, Tunisia, Brandon S, Heals, Autofellatio, turkic, new jeruz, ur bad kid, giving a speech, Brown M, party piece, Scanner, predestined, plats, thwart, SEU, flagship, on the nose, a girlfriend, break the internet, Bernie Lomax, Choosing, A smile, Going out out, diss, Bloxlink, llac, Jeffree Star, twang dillo, the Heath, craiged, lethality, fucking virgin, whoopsie, Sour Mouth, true friend, uncomfortableness, neeto, Backstory, gulp, turqouise, 5 Year old, fonted, electro, Baby boomers, Big Bad, unfashionable, Breana, Rahul, midnight dinner, DM, Scene Kids, the will power, lava lamp, justin, cock sucker, grinds, dislikes, Spoilerer, FYI, aggravated assault, Cloths, weed out, Nancy, mroe, Favouritisming, like the look of, SLASH, pianist enlargement, tumblr hipster, the PREY, the fifth, baby doll, I should be, Joe u, Dont worry, worshipping, Sherkston, womanhood, British, i got us, Sensai, continuous, wehrmacht, fake friends, Joe Biden, the Thomas, ngl, What is life, home home, having a life, WLW, Wid It, ffun, the eminem show, support money, Super straight, bayo, spin, Brandy, 90 degrees, terrible artist, Mai, declaration, AHH fuck, thudding, totally fucked, hop up, The Calling, two-six, pageant queen, butch mild, beezy, pleasant, you silly goose, Cassandra, see first, bad move, Old South, Donda West, inherit, speed bumps, individual, nes, FRANCIS, Yo Son, manageable, shud, SHOEGAZE, underbite, lotto, wannit, racking up, eccie, walking distance, The Heights, get special, All Blacks, a savage, shop shop, CD, Boku No Pico, reality check, book club, gang member, discribing, Crown Jewels, i’m dying, YEU,