Country Bumpkin
Not to be confused with all southerns, a
country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle
20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local
Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart
Country Bumpkin
by Aneta on Nov 07, 2007 10:27:14
Example:
When his aunty sent Jim-Bob to collect eggs he would sneek a
country bumpkin in the out-house behind the barn.
Bessa would complain but he liked it when he got his jimmy
jostled.
Country Bumpkin
by isisj on Oct 19, 2004 04:30:28
A rude thing to call a farmer, a
bumpkin usually spends all day on a deck,
widdling away on a stick, and anyone who passes by he points a
rifal at and tells to get off his property.
Country Bumpkin
by LCMari on Apr 10, 2014 22:26:27
country bumpkin
by LB on Apr 01, 2004 00:11:28
country bumpkin
by Dylanv on Mar 14, 2006 06:21:55
Example:
And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's
the frost out on the
pumpkin? I've seen some
sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?"
country bumpkin
by EyeA on Mar 31, 2004 15:46:16
Example:
"You from
Tennessee?? So you a country bumpkin."
country bumpkin
by jugga_lizzle on Nov 20, 2004 06:39:30
- someone usually from
the midwest, whom lives in a small town but does not live on a farm and do all that labor. usually on the poorer side.. but have a very posative view on life.
- a kid whom has grown up in a small town of the midwest , whom moves away for a bit, but always comes back to the
home town. usually for the
familiarity of it all
country bumpkin
by zookeeper on Jan 15, 2005 13:15:17
big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings
eating dinner on a
TV tray watching TV in the
front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.
country bumpkin
by the perch on Sep 18, 2011 05:11:28
a person who is usually from the south, maybe
the houston area, that wears countryesque
plaid shirts and horse
boots Example:
me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin
jurphy: fuck you,
get off me
me: i was never
on you...
dork