iPanties
the future of women's undergarments. Will contained built in
iDildo technology that can be tuned to your iPod to enable custom vibration according to your music. This new feature will be called
iFuck and will come with a later
enhancement called iFuckedYourMama(check UD for further references). iPanties will also feature the new iAmWatchingYou feature which will allow Steve Jobs the wonderful creator of Apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to shitty products God deemed it a sin and sent Steve Jobs to iHell). iPanties will include the new
iWedgie feature to increase the size of the fat ass occupying the iPanties.