The small and assertive voice of reason and motivation in a rowing shell. Coxswains are the brains of the boat, and are crucial to the success of the crew. Coxswains are prone to having a bit of a Napoleon complex while at practice, but are otherwise complete individual people. They are often mocked for their small stature, but this does not bother them too much. Good coxswains command respect and have rowers who trust in them completely. Coxswains often get a bad rep for facilitating the dreaded 2k erg test, and their loyalty to their coaches word. Generally, coxswains are well-rounded people who you probably want to stay on the good side of.

An abnormally small and hairy man who has the rowing ability of a limbless goat.

The person who sits in your double parked car while you move furniture into an apartment.

An "athlete" who in the sport of rowing is the weakest person with the loudest voice and the most control over the situation.

All coxswian have a MAJOR NAPOLEON COMPLEX

For some reason they are always cold, even when the sun is shining and their rowers are shirtless, a Coxswain are bundled up in 3 jackets and a rain coat.

The coxswain has no clue about how to row, but they still critique rowers.

As soon as the rowers set down the boat the dynamic changes and the Coxswain looses all power

A very very smooth man with the ladies. A man who smells as good as he looks and looks as good as he thinks he does. A ladies man.

noun. the very tiny yet powerful person that steers and directs their boat on a crew team.

the coxswain is the embodiment of their coach, often referred to as the "coaches' minion". they have a weird relationship with their coach that doesn't exist between rowers and coaches. coxswains out in the real world can be identified by a peculiar tan line in the middle of their forehead from the nk strap attached to their coxbox, a device that amplifies their already incredibly loud voice in the boat. also sometimes called a "little tyrant", coxswains are in control of everything that happens in and around their boat. unfortunately, this means they must also take complete responsibility for any damage to the boat, even if it isn't their fault. a good coxswain can make their boat move faster than that boat is generally physically able to move. don't ask how, its a coxswain secret. another trait of a talented coxswain is to be able to criticize/fix tech in the boat without rudely calling people out. coxswains of opposing teams are often seen glaring at eachother when they are even or close in a race.

when not directly coxing, coxswains can be some of the sweetest people in the world.

n.
characteristics of the coxswain:
-stands around 5 ft 2 in
-weighs no more than 110 lbs.
-directs and steers the boat for crew
-sits normally in the stearn but in certain 4 person crews in the bow
-has a voice that can be heard for miles
-is seen toting around water bottles, shoes, socks, and the ever popular cox box
-has a mysterious tan line in the middle of his or her forehead from the strap attached to the microphone on the cox box
-upon winning a race, the coxswain is thrown into the (often very dirty) water
-he or she is in charge of directing practices, calling races, and making certain that the $30,000 boat does not hit any other objects such as a bridge, floating log, another boat, or a dock

Common calls of the coxswain:
-"LET IT RUN" (used to stop the boat)
-"WEIGH 'NUFF" (used to stop the boat)
-"PORT/STARBOARD PRESSURE" (to direct the boat)
-"POWER TEN in TWO, ONE, TWO" (used in races to make the boat go faster, often at the dismay of the crew)
and the ever popular:
-"HOLY &*^#, CHECK IT DOWN, WERE ABOUT TO HIT THAT BRIDGE" (self explanatory)

owner,magnate,queen,power-hungry

a) a small, loud person who directs an steers shells, boats used in crew, or rowing. he or she must be in control.
b) reference to someone who loves the cock

Unholy empress of the night...