glitch in the matrix
Def 1. From the 1999 film
The Matrix: Referring to a human experiencing
déjà vu as caused by the Machines altering
the Matrix.Def 2. An explanation for an unlikely or
irregular occurrence.
glitch in the matrix
by suburbanite on Nov 30, 2003 00:17:10
A phenomenon that
potheads use to explain things that happen when they have
no idea (usually because they are
stoned).
glitch in the matrix
by hex_ten on Dec 02, 2003 05:57:52
an account for a missing period of time or a
lapse in the
space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.
Example:
G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"
C1:"
uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"
glitch in the matrix
by zach greg on May 08, 2006 12:48:39
Glitch in the Matrix
by Duss Duss on Jan 26, 2022 08:14:15
Example:
After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper.
Intrigued, he stood up and was
astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just
birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”
Glitch in the Matrix
by Elizabeth_Bathory on Jan 12, 2010 01:25:48
When, in
short period of time, you see pairs of cars, passing by, matching in color and brand, identical. Not just one pair, few. And not even the common brands, but those that you never happen to
see two of the same brand in the same place.
Surely the matrix
glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.
Glitch in The Matrix
by Jonesys on Nov 10, 2004 09:49:46
Glitch in the Matrix
by Mortuus on Feb 02, 2004 22:14:47
Glitch in the Matrix
by BizzerSkiller on Nov 16, 2018 11:57:58
Example:
Oh, man - that double bean and
jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman
in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.
glitching my Matrix
by Charles Hoffmann on Aug 28, 2010 11:05:53
A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is
glitching your matrix.
It can also be used as a curse/
cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential
crises.