Crystal Ball

Verb1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...



crystal balling
Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
Example:
Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.


crystal ball
round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life
Example:
intuition,clockwork, synchrocyclotron in use is like crystal ball in reverse ;D


Crystal Balling
When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
Example:
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."


crystal ball
after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.
Example:
"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"


Crystal Balls
1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.
Example:
The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.


got crystal balls
You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.
Example:
After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!


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