disco balls

When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.



disco balls
A condition of the male scrotum that occurs when a male is sitting on a toilet and flushes it causing the water to spray up onto his scrotum. The light shining through the beads of water on the scrotum light up the toilet bowl like a disco.
Example:
oh man, before i dropped a loaf, i had to take a leak and i didn't want for the piss water to splash me cuz i didn't know how big and heavy my loaf was going to be, so i flushed after leaking and gave myself an awesome set of disco balls. luckily i had my laser pointer in my pocket so i turned the toilet into Club Shitter. Reminded me of Germany.


The Disco Ball
After a fine lady has just given you a wonderful BJ, she spits a little of your load onto your sack, then dusts it with glitter. Then you dim the lights, throw on a little Bee Gees, and perform the no pants dance like it was 1975.
Example:
"Dude, Brenda gave me The Disco Ball last night, and she couldn't stop herself from dancing to my sparkly sack."


Disco Ball
An other word for Edward Cullen, the pathetic whimpy vampire from the Twilight book series. Edward, instantly failing at the moment of creation,still has something special about him. Instead of burning down to the ground in pure awesomness like real vampires, Edward starts sparkling like a little bitch. Even though he fails at being a vampire (no shit sherlock), beheading him will turn him into a perfect disco ball. Edwards head needs sunlight to sparkle, but lubing it will make him go sunshine in the dark. It srsly works. I have Emmet's head laying in the closet, and Edward hanging on the ceiling.
Example:
'Holy shit dude, where did you get your disco ball, it's sparkling like a motherfucker!'.

'As if it was made to be this way.'


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